An ode to Wynn Baine

I met you many moons ago Wynn, in a little village called Eye The cosmos sent you to teach Astrology, to plot our planets in the sky. I wasn't your finest student but I definitely loved "the stars" You managed to teach me where my Uranus was and which of my houses held Mars You explained that Mars was in my first house and that's why I had reddish hair This explained to me why I did impulsive things, that others wouldn't dare I learnt my Ascendant was Capricorn and that this signs ruled my knees The symbol in this case is the mountain goat, Housemaids knee I do foresee I found out that I had the Moon in Sagittarius and that Sagi rules my hips In this case it's symbol is the archer, things got worse I'll need a stick My chart showed I had Saturn in my seventh house and Mercury in Aquarius This last placement really pleased me as it's a sign of outstanding genius. The doubters laughed and said that if I had a brain I would be dangerous" They obviously didn't know where my Mercury was placed, do you think they were being humorous? So I would advise anyone who wants to find out where their planets are placed and which house holds their Sun They should consult an Astrologer as fine as you are, who made learning so much fun.. The stars must have been very well placed on the 30th September 1939 With your expertise and talent Wynn, your chart must contain a Grand Trine Happy 70th birthday Wynn, thanks for teaching me such a great subject, Congratulations and lots of love The Crystal Cauldron xxx