MONEY ORDER Some of you have asked the universe for money And your wish is our command We're sending you a programme Which prints "pay bearer on demand" You can print your own five pound notes With this clever gadgetry But this is only a cosmic overdraft Not a money tree. Whatever money you print out With your printing press Means money will be deducted from your "windfalls" And that will make it less I have just one last thing to tell you And I'm sorry I'm not being funny I've just found out We've dropped a clanger It's illegal to print out money.