Hair today and gone tomorrow

Dear Mark

Your barber has been on the phone to me

And he's really quite upset,

He tell's me you've shaved your hair off

And you did it for a bet

I replied "oh no!, he's not a gambling man

And he had a lovely head of hair"

The barber cried I told him that

But he didn't seem to care.

I wont split hairs but I can tell you

he's bald just like a coot.

I did say "Keep your hair on Mark"

But he didn't give a hoot.

I'm even tearing my own hair out

Since he started this latest trend

And with everybody copying him

It's driving me round the bend.

So the only answer to this problem Mark

And you'd better make it snappy,

Put some hair restorer on your head

And keep your barber happy.