In the Dog House

Many Happy Returns Sharon,

Your 50 years old today.

The present we have got you

is a shed for you to stay.

When you are in the dog house

or in need of a bit of peace,

Here is the answer to your problems

A des res you don't have to lease.

It's nicely decorated

with gadgets by the score

It's everything you could wish for

You couldn't ask for more

So potter in the garden

Hang out in your shed

But don't sleep in the flower beds

Go home to bed instead