KEEPING YOU POSTED

KEEPING YOU POSTED

The 10th of August is a red LETTER day

and the date you leave Royal Mail

You've served your two life sentences

and you now get out of jail.

No more shifts late in the evening

and no working through the night

You'll get up at a respectable time

and at last "you'll see the light".

You'll be no longer off your TROLLEY

and you'll cease being in the FRAME

But instead you could take up snooker

and even improve your game.

You can practice your service in badminton

and a game of squash will keep you fit.

You can garden, wash the car and do all the chores

Trust me you wont have time to sit

You can practice the serves in badminton

Low and high to name but a few

Flick and drive are a little more complicated

but it certainly wont be hard for you

So Jimmy, don't worry about being bored

It's all SORTED so try to be brave

I've created a great job for you

You're going to be my slave.