Way down yonder in New Orleans,

They're holding the biggest party the world's ever seen.

Anybody, who's anybody is coming to say

"Happy Birthday Darren, have a great day.

There'll be "The Beckham's "The Pope"

and even "The Queen"

There'll be the Princes William and Harry,

and you sat between

So it just goes to prove the world does know who you are

And they agree with our family who think you're a star.

So don't forget the autograph book (I just need to say)

With all those famous signatures,you'll make a mint on e bay.

So "Happy Birthday Darren"

From The Crystal Cauldron and me

And a lick and a bark

from "the departed" Harry

xxx

MUSIC NEWTUBE - Way down yonder in New Orleans