Sherrie Hewson appears on Loose Women - I wrote this birthday greeting in response to something she said on the programme about being unlucky in love - the titles in capitals are all shows or plays she has been in.
Her birthday is the 17th September.
Happy Birthday Sherrie
on this birthday 59
I hope this message reaches you
and actually arrives on time
You do look at least "10 YEARS YOUNGER"
Let "BILLY LIAR" fib about your age.
"CALL YOUR BLUFF" with those on
"LOOSE WOMEN"
Let them all go off in a rage.
We'll continue to "CARRY ON LAUGHING"
when you are on the telly.
In fact some times I laugh so much
it really hurts my belly.
"YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE A HEART"
to be as nice as you
And I wish you all the very best
in all you intend to do
You were fabulous in "EMMERDALE"
and "CORONATION STREET"
In fact you're one of the nicest people
anyone could ever meet.
So "CARRY ON" with your appearances
in the programmes we love so much.
You may be getting older
but you haven't lost your touch.
So I wish you
Happy Birthday Sherrie
and I'm making a great big wish
that before too long
you find Mr Right
and he's like a "MASTERCHEF" dish.
May "LYDIA GIVE YOU SOME OF HER LOVE"
and your chicken's "COME HOME TO ROOST"
May "THE (LUCKY) MOONSTONE"
bring you good fortune and
give your life a boost
Warmest wishes for a very happy birthday
from The Crystal Cauldron
