This Morning AM UK Television

Good Morning Fern and Phillip,

I'm writing just to say

How much I enjoy your programme,

it gets better every day

You're a natural antidepressant

And you really lift my mood

The items you have on "This Morning"

Are really very good

Dr Chris has a real bedside manner

And a special healing touch

Aunt Denise Robertson eases our agony,

I like her very much

Phil Vickery's meat balls are to die for

And I really like John Scott's style

Alison Hammond's wit and personality

Makes me giggle all the while

Charles Worthington wont split hairs

 And helps with my problem thatch

Wendy Elsmore and Nadine Baggott,

Bless them, make a perfect match

Paul Ross is quite a gossip

With the all the showbiz news

But I can relax concerning holiday's,

Since Steve Wilson gave his views

Sharon Marshall dishes the dirt in the soaps

And Julie Dawn Cole keeps me fit

Anjula Mutanda helps with my hangups

And on Friday's we have Ruth Langsford clever wit.

With tips from David Domoney,

My fingers are getting quite green

And animal expert Scott Miller

 Must be the best vet on the screen

For your services I think you should be nominated

For a knighthood or O.B.E

Your programme is just brilliant

And the best one on morning TV