Hello Tony,

I'm sending you this ode

Because you said Elsa has a wide load

From my experience and as rule of thumb

It's normally the men who have a big bum

I'm also aware and I know it's a fact

That Sagittarius men don't have a great deal of tact

So I think next time before you'te tempted to call her

You should be aware that her bottom's getting smaller

She is taking the tablets called white kidney bean

And they're helping to make her all slender and lean

So as she sheds the pounds and at last you see the loss

She'll be signed by an Agency

To be a replacement Kate Moss

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